Candice Swanepoel Showstopper

Candice Swanepoel caught behind the scenes of her 'Showstopper' photoshoot and looking beyond ridiculously hot with her taut,Whoa, Candice. Our very favorite (among many favorites) Victoria's Secret models,Unfair and completely awesome at the same time. slender form and amazing lingerie looks. Really and truly, it's quite unfair how V.S. uses sex to see their products. Enjoy.

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Ad Pictures

LeAnn Rimes desperately needs a sandwich of some kind before she wastes away, flashing her newly ballooned melons and her toned body. but the country music star turned hottie bikini photo-op does still look rather amazing in these just released Mikoah Swimwear ad pictures, Perhaps a bit too toned IMHO, -- and doing ab crunches and starving yourself while waiting. but such is the nature of a woman who purchases a cheating heart husband and being a country music singer to boot -- you're just kind of waiting for the inevitable romantic tragedy I suppose It's not easy being green. Enjoy.

Brooke Burke Almost Bikini Top Drop

The Brooke Burke bikini vacation continues in the South of France with even more asstastic, Hostess and world's most prodigious hot mama. I call Brooke Burke 'five tears' because of how many droplets of happiness stream down my cheek every time I see Brooke more MILFtastic delights, and an almost-awesome wonderment of a dropped bikini top from the former E! in hardly any clothing.Give me a woman with a hot tan, a killer body, and the wisdom of a few years any day and I'll be quite gracious. Enjoy.

Nikkala Stott, Soaks Up the Sun in Portugal

Nikkala Stott just struck me as the perfect ode to summer Fridays, when the sun is high, the bikinis are abundant, and the topless sunbathers are just a telescopic lens away from being intimately close.Granted, I generally like a bit more weight on my TGIF bones, but for this Friday during the dog days of summer, this sextastic photoshoot from prodigal glamour model and Page 3 alum, Another girl who needs a sandwich, but, oh, the delicious condiments we could make together beneath the hot, midday sun. Enjoy.

Geri Halliwell Upskirt While

If it takes a trampoline, it takes a trampoline. Bless you, Geri, I think it's sort of a compulsion at this point for Geri Halliwell to flash at least a glimpse of her panties each and every day. for finding an addiction we can all get behind. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Pregnant, Cleavy, Sexy

Jessica appeared on the day-time-unemployed-lady-chatfest The Talk to pimp something or other and who could really pay attention anyhow as the bursting all over Jessica Alba looked downright,Clearly, my Jessica Alba pregnancy fetish grows as doth the child in her fertile womb. let's call it, huggable. Is it possible to get a pregnant woman pregnant again? I'm asking for a friend. Wow. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

The honey in my tea. The dew on my morning leaves (you thought I was going to say 'morning wood', didn't you, you dirty bastard). How to end a day of sexy celebrity hotness? The same way it basically started. With the uber-sexy Candice Swanepoel. So hot here on St. Barts shooting her latest and great upcoming V.S. bikini photoshoot. Just like I imagined they could be as a boy in my bed. I really am going to start crying again. Just look at that female body.Enjoy.